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wrote in message Has any body heard anything about what happens to DS9 Iv heard a rumour that it is destroyed and voyager also gets home at the same time. The Defiant also is destroyed Please some body prove me wrong!! It's true!!!!! ezri and julian transfer to voyager who turn up along with the enterprise-e to save the day and destroy the whole dominion and cardassians and breen and everyone boom boom boom bang and then cuz captain janeways leaving the nexus comes along and captain kirk comes back and takes over the command of voyager and then... <G Okay that was mean. See www.great_link_.org for full details of what really happens. LIES! You should be ashamed! What really happens is Janeway and crew make a giant leap across space using some new one-shot propulsion method developed by the never before seen ensign Calamity Coyote. (A giant rubber band made from an antimatter/dilithium/dupontium/stuffium composite material is stretched between two moons. They put voyager in reverse and floor it which stretches this thing out for a few light years. Once it has reached critical stretch Janeway gives the order to shut the engines off. *THWANG*) But that’s enough boring technical details! Anyway, Voyager ends up orbiting the Founder's homeworld. After scanning the Planets surface and finding the inhabitants to be sufficiently hazardous they beam up a Founder to study it. (Prime Directive Commandment 105: Thou shalt not use Common sense! ) Key points: * The Founder dies. * The Gem Hadar (whatever they're called) attack. * Janeway launches 7000 shuttles and wipes out the dominion fleet. * Neelix creates a new delicacy called Dead Founder Soufflé . * The Vorta, who are thrilled by the mere thought of serving the Founders , beam aboard and steal Neelix's recipe. (The resulting Vorta Clone Cafe restaurant render the Founders extinct in short order. No pun intended) hmmm... looks like that genetic programming to serve the founders has a tiny bug in it. Oh well... * Unable to open the wormhole Janeway pilots Voyager through a nearby plothole instead. The Breen, frightened of Voyager's plotwarp technology, immediately surrender to the Federation. * Even though Dukat is blind he can see Voyager sucks. * Sisko dies from embarrassment. * DS9 explodes for some reason. [End of series]