Yes, it's true: gorgeous movie stars want to portray YOU on the big screen! Everyone is invited to play this game; here's how it works: Choose an actor, (or other widely known public figure)~past or present~ to play YOU in this movie. (Sorry, only one actor per asd'er...well, OK, bipolars, transexuals or transvestites ONLY can choose two!) IMPORTANT: we need the _actor's_ name, not just the name of the character he or she played in a previous film. You can do your research on this at
http://www.imdb.com, which by the way is a wonderful site if you are a movie freak (thanks Alan Brunson for the tip!). Read through the cast list below to make sure the actor you pick is not already under contract for this project. Email your choice to Bipolar Casting Associates c/o <
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The new additions to the cast (not the whole long boring list again) will be posted in a week or so under the heading A.S.D.~The Movie: Next Generation. Watch for it on a computer monitor near you! And now...let's roll those credits one more time... A.S.D. ~ The Movie! Alan Harding .....Orson Welles (With the beard.) Allen Brunson .....Harrison Ford (in Blade Runner & Regarding Henry, not Star Wars ) Alex V. .....Jack Nicholson ( The Shining ) Amy Andersen .....Belinda Carlisle Amy Vernon .....Jennifer Aniston Aurienne .....Kim Griest (as Jill in Brazil ); or Christina Ricci (a little older w/short red hair) Bob Bob Bob .....Richard Dreyfus (hey, these mashed potatoes look like...) Bobbie .....Ally Walker (as she was in Bed of Roses') Brian Wright .....Kenneth Branagh (but a little heftier) Bruce Thompson .....Richard Kiel (the tall, acromegalic dude who played Jaws in 2 James Bond films) Charles L. Perrin .....Matthew Broderick Carol .....Jane Seymour childe wolfe .....Michelle Pfeiffer (w/longer, redder hair) cindij .....Courtney Love Cindy22 .....Rosie O'Donnell cissy .....Katherine Hepburn core .....Brandon Lee Dazzy Deb .....Lucille Ball Diane Wilson .....Angelica Huston...or maybe John Astin Dick Small .....Billy Conolly (with facial hair) Dmunro .....Elizabeth Montgomery Eric Touchberry .....Curly Howard (the third and *best* Stooge) Eva .....Sigourney Weaver The FlyGuy .....Woody Allen Harleyman .....Bob Newhart (or Ziggy, the cartoon) JannPan .....Bette Davis JC .....John Wayne, understudied by Ironeyes Cody (weeps at pollution) jenifer .....Jennifer Jason Leigh Jenny (Jacobson) .....Mary-Chapin Carpenter, county singer John DAmato .....Raul Julia John Timothy .....William Hurt Julia D .....Glenn Close (as Cruella De Ville in live-action 101 Dalmations ) Karen W .....Valerie Bertinelli Karen87 .....Mary Tyler Moore Karent Urena .....Madeline Stowe. Katheryn .....Oprah Winfrey (although I'm not black... *grin*) Kelle Herne .....Claudia Christian (Ivanova in Babylon 5 ) Lane .....James Spader Larry .....John Travolta Leesa .....Brett Butler (stars in Grace Under Fire ) Leslie .....Emma Thompson Lily .....Cleo Lewis (on Ellen